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Jokes I Wrote in a Workshop

March 7, 2017

Lame title. Teuing.


I am .... The best part of being ... is .... The worst part of being ... is ....



  • I am an engineer. The best part of being an engineer is that I understand how things work. The worst part of being an engineer is that NO ONE understands me and how my feeling works.
  • I am a mother. The best part of being a mother is that I could get privileges at public transportation, I almost always got seated, no matter how crowded it is. The worst part of being a mother is that I have a son.
  • I am an atheist. The best part of being an atheist is that I don't have to pray five times a day or fast for one freaking month. The worst part of being an atheist is that when I die I'll just rot and decomposed, instead of surrounded by 70 virgins.

... is like ..., ....


  • My mom is like the God, I have to follow all of her commands. 
  • My sex life is like the Schrodinger's cat, it's alive ooor maybe not.

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I went to a Comedy Class held by @america with Liz Greenwood. It was a fun class. I was so happy that some people laugh at my jokes - and not judging - so that I decided to write it here.
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